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Wank shit 

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself
oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.
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Shit Wank 

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
Shit Wank by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021

Double wank and shit chips 

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'

Shit Wank 

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier

Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Naked Shit Wank 

Being absolutely naked when doing/performing a Shit Wank. If you are naked, it enables you to spread your knees further apart, so making the Shit Wank far easier, and much, much, more enjoyable, i.e. you aren't constrained by clothes...
Damn, I had an absolutely brilliant Naked Shit Wank today....

I stripped off naked earlier today, sat myself down, and had one hell of a Naked Shit Wank today....
Naked Shit Wank by Bibbo November 16, 2006

Shit wank 

Shit Wank is an Australian record label who specialize in esoteric music genres, including speedcore, terrorcore, chiptune, shitcore, noise, horrorcore, and breakcore. They are more predominately known for making harsh music with highly suggestive and nsfw album art and extremely innapropriate and vulgar lyrics, resulting in an 18+ only website fo their label.

Some of the artist on this label include Passenger of Shit (who is the founder of ShitWank), Shitting Whore, Dj California Crisis, Ethereal Girl, Hitler Buttsecks, and Suicide Rap Orgy.
Have you listened to the new albums released by Shit Wank?

No, I dont listen to them. I'd prefer to keep my ear drums
Shit wank by EdgyDabs420 January 2, 2018

shit wank 

A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.
holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!
shit wank by mama lover April 13, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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