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wanglang 

A phrase used to call a close friend stupid and annoying.
You're such a wanglang!
wanglang by Doclar September 13, 2023
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Wangfangler 

Wangfangler: Pervasive description term for an idiot, tool, or asshole, or combination of the three.
That guy who just cut me off is a real wangfangler.
Pat Robertson said what? Spoken like a true wangfangler.
Congress these days is a total wangfangler convention.
Wangfangler by BrotherSlidge May 21, 2013

wangtang 

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.
I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.
wangtang by wutangfu February 25, 2011

wangtangular 

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.
Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!
wangtangular by D. Morris February 24, 2006

Wangjangle 

Wangjangle is another word for mixing something however it is also an acronym describing how to mix two or more substances perfectly. its stangs for:
Whisk the mixture vigorisly.
Always mix in the edges.
Never give up
Get serious.
Jostle the mixture.
Always mix in the middle.

Never get lazy.
Give it all you've got.
Leave no molecule uncombined.
Enthusiastically end with exuberance.
Wangjangle it untill nicely combined

WANGFANGLER 

An idiot, buffoon, or other person who is comically inept at living in a respectable, honorable manner whether through a lack of concern, culture, or psychological/mental capacities.
That Wangfangler just sped through the school zone, ignoring the crossing guard and children starting to enter the crosswalk.
WANGFANGLER by MisterWraith May 21, 2013

wangland 

The destitute land formally England and Wales, that voted for economic suicide in a silly attempt to take back control of something they never lost control of. The final demise of Wangland came about when the millionaires that told the plebs to take back control failed to invest their fortunes, now safe from EU tax controls in the land that they made their fortunes from.
"You going to Wangland for your holiday again this year Jim." No way they just look for anyone who's knuckles don't touch the floor to blame for the misfortune they themselves voted for.
wangland by Hobboblin12 July 15, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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