walmari 

a girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on.

Walmari may I talk to you about something

walmari by Pronoun November 22, 2021

walmari 

a girl with a big heart. Sometimes people take her for advantage but don't realize how much it hurts her. She's confident and beautiful inside and out (also very funny). When she's upset its rare that she's sad, mostly mad and that confuses people. she's the type of girl who understands what your going through or at least tries very hard to. She gives great advice and can always be a shoulder to cry on.

Hi Walmari can I talk to you about something

walmari by Pronoun November 22, 2021

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid 

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

Walmart Raid by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walmart 

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.

Walmart by Bill M. July 28, 2004

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized

Walmartized by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010