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wallydick

Noun: The person in your close circle of friends who no one actually likes but he still hangs out with you anyway. Usually this person has been in your group so long it feels impossible and almost not worth the trouble to get rid of. This person is usually the bud of jokes in the group and is an excellent target to blame any bad occurrence on. An idiot, fool, fuck-face, tool-bag. Can be used as a general term for someone that you loathe and hate with a great passion.

Adjective: An immature move
Noun:
1) Don't be a wallydick.
2) You're such a wallydick! I cant believe you're mom called all of our parents and told them about what happened!
3) Way to be a wallydick and tell my girlfriend i hooked up with susie!

Adjective:
1) Quit wallydickin' around!
2) Here we are trying to be serious and your in the corner wallydicking around as if this problem doesn't apply to you.
by Salvatore Serravillo May 3, 2008
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Walldick

John Wallach. The type of guy you pick up and hit the strip clubs with. A gap toothed doofus who reads headlines at a local sports radio station.
Strip club Im on the way. Walldick where ya at?!!!!!
by JewishPrinceOfNantucket September 27, 2017
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wallytacker

A penis large enough that when they spin back and around again it stretches and touches there asscheeks
Holy shit, did you see that guys wallytacker? Yea dude, when he turned around it stretched all the way to his fuckin asscheeks
by Muncey March 10, 2005
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Wallywack

The act of slapping your sexual partner in the face with your genitailia
guy 1:what did you do last night?
guy 2:oh, i gave lisa a good Wallywack.
guy 1:hell yeah man!
(this is the time where you initiate a high-five)
by gangster gay December 28, 2010
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walldick

When you and a friend have a conversation on someone else's wall on Facebook, so that the person gets 4million notifications saying "_____ poosted something on your wall"
Dude, Jason and John had a conversation between each other on Kerry's wall. She was pissed when she got 43 emails and notifications saying they posted something on her wall. What a bunch of walldicks.
by grogger11 December 6, 2009
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Willytickle

Hey Sarah! Have u heard about the disease going around? Oh u haven't..? It's called the willytickle disease.. Where your tinkywinky start to tickle for no reason.. Mine is ticklish could u scratch it for me?
by Potato's 🥔 March 12, 2021
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wallick

is veryy wise when caught of gard.
stupidity shown when in large gruops
most likily artistic.
that girl is a wallick because she is so artistic.
by xyrtxtytkcyct January 23, 2008
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