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wally-wally 

The term Bill Cosby used in a comedy routine/story, meaning penis. In this scenario, he'd just stepped out of the shower and began peeing in the toilet standing up. His two toddler-age daughters open up the door, walk in, and start to yell and point at his "wally-wally" and ask if they will get one. He yells at them and they leave him wondering how he's going to go about explaining sex to his daughters (because he forgot to several weeks before).
-"Ooooooohhhhhhh, Daddyyyyyyyy...you gotta wally-waaallllyyyy!"
-Now up comes the principal with the police, "Mr. Cosby, why don't you come with us, please?" "What for?" "For showing your kids your wally-wally..."
wally-wally by A Ghost June 16, 2008

wooden wally wally 

A tree limb or a portion of a tree limb that looks rather like a dick and balls.
Scotty pulled out his wooden wally wally out of his back pocket and hit David up side his head.
wooden wally wally by Marvel Xavier November 21, 2006

Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

Wally World 

another name for Wal~Mart
Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .
Wally World by petermante September 12, 2011

Club Wally 

I am going to hang out at Club Wally Wally World tonight.
Club Wally by spen53 April 12, 2015

Wally Gong 

DMT Totting, LSD Licking, Amyl Sniffing, Pill Shelving, Blow Darting, Nang Inhaling, Speed Balling, Wrist Rolling, Horse Riding and Tranquilising person/s ie usually hard to locate like the og Wally himself.

Though unlike the self-satisfying pleasure of finding Wally, Wally Gongs have more of a tendency for self-harming through their greedy consumption of illicite substances
New years day; "How many times Johnny, stop rolling the wrist over! I know you miss Christmas already, but its not tomorrow just because you arent sleeping you bloody Wally Gong.
Wally Gong by Blow Darter February 16, 2020
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