Wallerus 

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.

Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be

Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023