walking sti

The most notorious out the trio (player, manwhore, walking sti), the term is a derogatory term for an extremely promiscuous man. The walking sti is literally what the name implies, as this subject will usually have slept with so many women that the odds of having contracted some type of sti are most likely very high. The complete opposite of the player, the walking sti values quantity over quantity. His reputation is usually bad among both males and females, and unless dramatic changes are made, will most likely never establish a meaningful relationship with women, as all he will want of them is sex. This term is best used for the select males who hook up with women for one night and then never speak to them again, or otherwise treat them poorly.

G1: OMG, WHY ISN'T BOB TALKING TO ME? I THOUGHT WE MADE A CONNECTION LAST NIGHT...
G2: No honey, Bob is a walking sti. You wont be hearing from him again, and you might also want to consider checking yourself out. There's no telling where he's been.

by nmns December 31, 2007

walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.

John was walking stiff at the nursing home.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

Italian Walking Stick

A phenomenal sub sandwich served at Ravinia Festval in Highland Park, Illinois. It consists of two *fresh* pieces of hardy white bread. Contained between the two slices lies a cornucopia of all things good in the world; Lettuce, tomato, salami, vibrantly coloured peppers, and of course a dash of black pepper to complete the sandwich of the gods. A gift from The Heavens, the Italian Walking Stick is clearly the epitome of 21st century dining, and should be enjoyed by people around the globe. Praise the almighty sub. hurrah.

Stanley: Miranda, please help me identify that beautiful gift of nature which you will soon proceed to ingest?

Miranda: Oh! Why, it is an Italian Walking Stick Sandwich! Although my friend, Marcus, claims that it is a horrible sandwich, I enjoy it very much! Yum!

by spon426 October 4, 2010

Walking stick

A person whom when viewed from an angle from which you cannot view their face looks hot but actually turns out to be ugly, a bit of a munter, after viewing their face.

Dave: Phwoar, she looks tasty...from the back.
David: I bet you that when you see her face she'll look like a right munter...
Dave: Shit, you're right, she looks like Boris Johnson, what a walking stick!

by William Powers July 28, 2011

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

spate sparkling walking stick

It is another way to say boner

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

by Raymond knowledge January 26, 2018

walking sticks

In Texas Hold 'Em, it is when the player's hole cards are any two 7s.

He folded walking sticks.

by cerealkiller182 December 28, 2005