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WALC Couch Humper
The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
WALC Couch Humper by sillygeese January 26, 2024
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Walcott • Walcan • walc • WALC Couch Humper • Walcha Special • Walchelle • WalChina • Walchism • walchuck • Walck
Walcan
A cross-breed between a walrus and a toucan. it has the body of a walrus and the beak, wings, and tail of a toucan. it is fond of eating homework.
Walcan by Mr. Genius 5872 December 21, 2010
Jennifer Walcott
Jennifer Walcott by Easy-E June 11, 2006
WalChina
A nickname for Walmart, the famous store that is at a city near you or that will be coming to a city near you. The place that steals dreams from small local store owners, where people get a job and then have to be subsidized by the local government, the store that people buy goods made in China because they say "we have kids and need to save money" but they are only hurting their own country and their kids future.
I'm headed to Walchina to pick up a 40 packs of TP and a tent full of toys and groceries that will probably be on a recall sometime soon.
Walchina gave $500 to our local school.
WalChina imports around $18 billion in goods from China every year. We let them outsource our way of life, our jobs, and our economy.
Walchina gave $500 to our local school.
WalChina imports around $18 billion in goods from China every year. We let them outsource our way of life, our jobs, and our economy.
WalChina by Buy American! September 9, 2010
Walczyk
Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach
In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.
Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?
Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.
Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.
Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026