wakeys are pills that get you high; they 'wake' you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.
"See you later mum, I'm just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend"
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".
by GLJ December 12, 2008
Get the wakeys mug.Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018
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A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."
by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018
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The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)
by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008
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Get the wakey bakey mug.My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.
by Kooh July 7, 2011
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