waitment

A scheduled pause time between songs, but could also apply to phone calls.

I just adjusted the waitment on my music player to 5 seconds.

During the commercial free hour on the radio, I think they adjust the waitment longer.

I wish my manager would adjust the waitment between phone calls to be longer than 5 seconds, since I'm never ready for the next call.

I've noticed that when I hang up my cell phone, there is a 5 second waitment before my next call comes through.

waitment by lainerub January 16, 2011

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erectile dis-wantment

When one goes flaccid not because of dysfunction, but because there is nothing desirable in that member of the opposite sex.

When I was drunk she was hot, but when I got more sober, I got a sudden case of erectile dis-wantment

erectile dis-wantment by Jahoseaphat July 10, 2009

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waitment • waiment • Waitiently • erectile dis-wantment

waiment

Ghetto ass way of saying wait a minute

Waiment hold up Jamal don’t pull out the 9.

waiment by Wowimcool October 20, 2020

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Waitiently

Patiently waiting

I'm just chilling waitiently til my number is called at the deli.

Waitiently by Possumeggs August 13, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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