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Wait no telling 

A phrase originating from green springs school lekki in Nigeria which is used when you really don’t care about what you’re hearing and you didn’t ask
Mosope: yesterday I was playing football

Everyone: wait no telling
Wait no telling by 9 nwanekwu January 25, 2020

wait no telling 

Originated in Greensprings Lekki.
You use this when someone is telling you something but you didn't ask
Girl: Yesterday I talked to a new boy
Boy: Wait no telling

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH 

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

time and tide wait for no man 

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

Wait- Fuck.. no 

A very rare term in the “fuck is an every word” community. It comes from IfSoFactSo. Specifically the Voltron ones.
Keith: I’m just going to do this.
Shiro: Wait- Fuck.. no.. That’s not how that works!
Wait- Fuck.. no by Eh.. whatever.. February 10, 2019

OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!! 

My pp got chopped off. Send help.
Gets trapped in room. OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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