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waiss
The best bub there ever was. Very funny, loves his girlfriend but also Kendall Jenner. Might be missing 2 teeth and has a tricky knee situation.
waiss by eggrolls&watermelon November 23, 2021
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waist management
If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.
waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014
WaistBook
Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.
WaistBook by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009
waist scarf
When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014
wide waist
A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.
Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!
wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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