waisd

Acronym for “why am I so dumb” that is typically used on Twitter.

I accidentally flushed the toilet paper holder down the toilet and wtf waisd

by Gabi_G_bb February 23, 2019

Wisdom Bomb

Sage advice given.

I just dropped a wisdom bomb on my kid.

by MomFatale September 20, 2014

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

waist management

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

WaistBook

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.

I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.

by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009

waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

by aretegroup August 30, 2014

wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009