wailt 

an acronym for "why am i like this"?

i stayed up till 5am browsing tumblr. wailt?

wailt by okdubu April 17, 2010

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

dead souls waiting room 

An alienating experience conditioned by having been enforced to live contrary to ones nature.

'Some people die at 25 and aren't buried until 75 but continue to exist in the Dead Souls Waiting Room'.
Benjamin Franklin.

dead souls waiting room by fishyfishy-oh October 30, 2013

Wailing underpants

Activities in the underwear that demand immediate attention either sexual or toilet related.

Palmer had to go to the toilet quickly due to his wailing underpants!

Wailing underpants by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

Kept you waiting huh? 

When Big Boss doesn't give a shit about you and places you at the bottom of his list of priorities.

Person 1: "Dude, where the fuck is the boss? This dude is going to start a damn war!!"
Person 2: "He probably has more important shit to do".
Snake: "Kept you waiting huh?"
Person 1: *facepalm* "Yes. Yes you did".

Kept you waiting huh? by Rangaslayer September 20, 2017

WaistBook 

Being nice to ugly chicks on FaceBook...ie...sending "hugs". Just flirting online cause I'm not good at it in person.

I just "Waistbooked" Lori, and she wants me now cause I'm soooo hot.

WaistBook by Bob Gruszka April 6, 2009

waist scarf 

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.

Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.

waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014