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"damn she wagonin, ain't she "

" she wagonin out here bruhh , she goin Brazy"
wagonin by Calrissianthagod February 3, 2020
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wagonist 

A person who associates themselves with or pretends to be a fan of a specific team, individual or activity in which they know nothing about due to fact that everyone else is doing it
Most Chelsea fans are Wagonists
wagonist by RJ Bertram May 3, 2015
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wagoning 

when two dumbasses hop in a little kids wagon and haul ass down a hill.(best when done in winter while snowing)
me and my little arabian butty flew down a hill while wagoning and hit a snow pile
wagoning by b.wolfe November 30, 2007
wagonnet is a tiktoker with over 2k followers. They post aesthetic and goofy videos, and roblox friends only.
person 1: OMG! that persons posts are so creative!
person 2: duh, thats wagonnet!
wagonnet by K1ARAAA November 30, 2020

Wagonista 

"Wagonista" City type name for someone who is on the wagon! Someone who doesn't drink alcohol any more.
Julie: Would be great to catch up over a bottle of sparkles soon?

Lorna: That would be great :) but you have to know......and I hope your sitting down for this?!.......I don't drink any more!

James: Wow that is very on trend babe you're a wagonista!
Wagonista by Jersey Cream August 6, 2011

Wagonism 

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."

wageningen 

A bunch of cage farmers. In this town you can go to the gedver (completely wasted) for ten bucks. Some guys here go hard as a profession.
OEEEH thirteen beer for ten euros, I must be in Wageningen!
wageningen by Stoutestijn September 13, 2017
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