wagonhalt 

the feeling of such profound embarrassment for another person that you have to physically remove yourself from the scene.

From the German, "stop the car."

"Then a visibly drunk girl started hitting on my openly gay friend and I got wagonhalt in the worst way."

wagonhalt by Pea December 10, 2003

Watertown wagonmaster

-noun

1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.

William was whaling a walrus at Wal-Mart Wednesday when he wowed her with a wicked Watertown Wagonmaster.

Watertown wagonmaster by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010

Wagenhalt

1. noun. The sensation one gets when one sees another human being making a fool of themselves without knowing it. You know you are experiencing wagnehalt when you are watching someone commit wagenhalt and your skin crawls and you want to look up at God, or the aliens, or whomever is watching us and say: “I am not like those humans. I am not like them.”

A person committing wagenhalt, commits it unintentionally.

When we were coming up the name for the feeling of wagenhalt-there was another name proposed that actually caused wagenhalt: “Queerbumps”. Just saying queerbumps causes wagenhalt.

History: In 1993 I was on tour with MOBY and we had been trying to find a definition for the sensation one gets when watching a stoned white guy at a party play airbass to Pink Floyd while staring sincerely at you. Moby dared me to find a word for this feeling.
I had to take a tram from Zoo Garten to our hotel trying like mad to find a definition for wagenhalt. When someone on the tram pressed a button and: WAGENHALT appeared in big red letters at the front of the tram. It literally meant: “Stop the wagon!”. Eureka!
Like: "When my mother tried to speak like an old jewish man to tell a joke-she gave me serious Wägenhalt"

Watching the face of my drunk white boyfriend at a party play airbass to Pink Floyd gives me serious "Wagenhalt".

"When my mother tried to speak like an old jewish man to tell a joke-she gave me serious Wägenhalt"

Wagenhalt by Paul Francis Sanchez Yates April 16, 2006

Wagonator

A person who breaks apart someone else’s family and touches their kids whenever he wants.

That guy over there was such a Wagonator.

Wagonator by CheesyPeens August 27, 2021

Violet Wagonhearth 

Is better than Alice embernight

Can outrun her anyday

Field clowns smell

Violet Wagonhearth is a piece of crap

Violet Wagonhearth by Iloveuall August 9, 2021

G wagonater 

A vehicle with foot rests that’s gets u from a to b in a swift fashion

Need a g wagonater me hate walking

G wagonater by Jord85 August 2, 2023