Wagering

To obtain maximum pleasure by masturbating with a premium porn account, specifically Bang Bros with the username 71wager.

Yesterday when I was wagering I splurged on my cat, Cecil! He's all sticky now!

by WagerCentral May 28, 2015

Wager

The gentleman’s way of saying “bet”

Person 1: you tryna get some cheeky nandos bruv?
Person 2: wager bruv

by Chamley July 29, 2018

Wagerer

A term that serves the same use as the word ''Gooner'' but for gambling addicts

Kevin - ''83 percent of gamblers quit right before hitting the jackpot''
Mark - ''Man you are such a Wagerer''

by Jhoseph & Gab incorportated August 21, 2023

Wagers

Usually a last name to members of an elite tribe of gay activists. Well known to swallow anything put in their mouth.

Wow did you see what the wagers did at the gay pride event

by Nate shaul January 26, 2020

WAGer

One who is obsessed with the hit show "Will and Grace"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh em gee, that guy over there is such a WAGer. He watches Will and Grace in the blank!

by Annonymous Falcon!!!! October 17, 2002

Wager

Someone who dates every boy she sees and then gives them ze french kiss on their belly and whatever .... ngl it’s kinda creepy. Don’t be a wager, they date any boy at any time. Way more than just a 2-timer. She is definitely NOT frigid, we can all agree to that. Let’s just say she’s a crackhead who dates ANYONE.

someone: wager why the DuCk are you going out with that UgLy boi?

wager: because i can and i want to.
Someone: But your already dating 3 other bois at the same time!!!
Wager: ikr lol they don’t even know about it ;)
Someone: what the DuCk

by taniaisabroomsticm July 17, 2019

Riley's Wager

The theory in Mario Kart stating that it is, in fact, beneficial to remain in second place throughout the course of a race, as this will allow the player to avoid incoming Blue Shells, while simultaneously putting them in an advantageous position to overtake the first place racer when appropriate.

Person 1: "How did you win the circuit by coming in second place in every race?"

Person 2: "Simple, I merely applied Riley's Wager to my strategy. You mad bro?"

by Philosogamer50 December 5, 2011