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used when giving water to plants
i am watering the plants
watering by kalidrag4 November 19, 2022
Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.
After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.
Watering by Problem Solver Bill October 10, 2023

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush
I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering Hole 

watering hole is a bar, nightclub, restaurant with popular bar or other social gathering place where alcoholic drinks are sold.
Heading downtown to my favorite watering hole.
Watering Hole by Slim_Bro October 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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