waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

waftery by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

watery tart 

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?

watery tart by bretney November 27, 2006

watery smile 

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile

She gave him a watery smile.

watery smile by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018

watery moon 

The Shakespeare's way of saying vagina

Can thy hit thee watery moon?

watery moon by bigdunc2 February 26, 2017

Watery 

A step past being a vanilla, boring person. People who lack substance in their personality. They are likely hard to talk to, and when you can get a conversation out of them, it's boring and surface-level.

Person 1: I've been dating this guy for five months and every time we talk he talks about the weather.
Person 2: That guy is watery

Watery by lydrauhl August 23, 2018

willy wafters 

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion

willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!

willy wafters by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009

Watery Queef 

A bubbly fart from vagina

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.

Watery Queef by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013