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waftery

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."
by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021
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watery tart

A dirty tampon.

Also, as seen in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?

ARTHUR: I am your king!

WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.

ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.

WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?

ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, angels sing her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom ofthe water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. singing stops That is why I am your king!

DENNIS: Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR: Be quiet!

DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!

DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

ARTHUR: Shut up!

DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!

DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that, eh? That's that I'm on about -- did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?
by bretney November 27, 2006
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watery smile

A watery smile is when someone’s smile is weak and not really a smile. It’s just an action to show no emotion or hurt. Also known as a sad smile
She gave him a watery smile.
by anonymous.freebird June 25, 2018
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watery moon

The Shakespeare's way of saying vagina
Can thy hit thee watery moon?
by bigdunc2 February 26, 2017
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Watery

A step past being a vanilla, boring person. People who lack substance in their personality. They are likely hard to talk to, and when you can get a conversation out of them, it's boring and surface-level.
Person 1: I've been dating this guy for five months and every time we talk he talks about the weather.
Person 2: That guy is watery
by lydrauhl August 23, 2018
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willy wafters

when you waft your willy around in a circular motion
willy wafters
stop waftin your willy!
by Faith+Bel March 11, 2009
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Watery Queef

I made a watery queef last night and it felt weird.
by Dildoqueefer69 December 2, 2013
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