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WaffleTastik by ClassicRonnie December 3, 2019
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Wafflemama
A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.
Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009
wafflestomp
verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006
waffletastic
Perhaps the greatest man in the world. Well on mcball.net at least. He is said to have thrown his first paintball at age -5.
waffletastic by waffleslolol August 21, 2013
wafflegasm
The overwhelming feeling of joy that comes from a fresh bouquet of homemade waffles on an other wise cold, yucky morning.
Roommate 1: I was planning to sleep in, but this morning you had to get up and have a wafflegasm at the crack of dawn.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.
Roommate 2: Yeah sorry about that.
Roommate 1: You could at least be quiet about it...
Roommate 2: Obviously you haven't tried these waffles.
wafflegasm by Josephine Crew March 29, 2009
Wafflenuts
Medical condition of the nut sack causing a resemblance to a waffle from wearing lined swimming shorts too long.
Wafflenuts by Raccoon Stabber April 12, 2016
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