Wafflemama 

A total MILF and a cougar, probably your best friend's mom. She is kind and loving, but in a slightly suggestive way. Capable of making the most delicous waffles at any time, especially for inebraited persons. Will support awesome things like underage drinking and smoking, as long as "She didn't know about it." Genereally the hottest cougar you always wish you had the balls to tap.

Man, if I was older... and way ballsier... I'd be all over that wafflemama...

Wafflemama by wildekarrde April 15, 2009

waffleman 

Often considered to be a thief due to his dark skin color. Claims to be a waffle man, but is actually a pancake man. Has homosexuality and poor sportsmanship as well, pitiful.

You're a waffleman? I don't really want to be your friend.

waffleman by Gigarus November 6, 2019

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflemayo 

Wafflemayo is used to replace ROFLMAO Sometimes people say wafflemao but it is actually supposed to be waffle mayo.

"That was so funny."

"YEAH IT WAS WAFFLEMAYO XDDD

wafflemayo by Mwahahaha42 December 31, 2010

wafflemayos 

Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.

A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?

wafflemayos by van August 10, 2004

Wafflemaker 

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance

Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him

Wafflemaker by BigDiction March 5, 2015

wafflemancy 

The ability to partake in waffling without difficulty.

That politician says nothing of substance, it is all wafflemancy.

wafflemancy by MolochBaal November 10, 2018