Waffleability

One’s ability to talk for lengthy periods without a breath.

Babs often displays a very high level of waffleability when talking to her peep Kev.

by Inspector Babs November 17, 2020

waffleable

'wafflable' or 'waffleable'
adjective

follows the same pattern as microwavable or sliceable — meaning: able to be turned into a waffle using a waffle iron.

Definition:
Describes any food item (or questionable substance) that can be successfully cooked, pressed, or otherwise transformed into a waffle using a waffle iron.

Synonyms: waffle-ready, iron-friendly, wafflified (past tense)

Warning: Just because it's wafflable doesn't mean it should be.

Origin: Coined by hungry geniuses and late-night kitchen scientists with access to waffle irons and poor impulse control.

✅ "wafflable" = can be cooked in a waffle iron

alternatives :

Iron-worthy
Wafflified

Waffle-compatible

🧇 "This pizza dough is totally wafflable!"

past participle: wafflified: "That brownie just got wafflified."

UK principle: "I sure could go for a waffleable delivery from Cockfosters."

"Bro, that mac and cheese is totally wafflable."

"I tried to waffle sushi. Not wafflable. Never again."

"Leftover lasagna? Wafflable AF."

by rebelwithoutacourse April 21, 2025