wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

wafflebate by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007

wafflecakes 

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

wafflecakes by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

Wafflenator 

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

Wafflenator by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

wafflestep 

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O

"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"

wafflestep by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

french wafflemaker by Ginzso June 26, 2008

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008