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Waffle Maker 

The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
"Man, this chick was loose. I had to go to the waffle maker to get one out"
Waffle Maker by mfishym November 29, 2011

Waffle Maker 

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.
Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.
Waffle Maker by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker 

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.
Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

Waffle maker 

The guy who get's you pregnant!
My eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.
Waffle maker by CLUE315 October 9, 2008

Waffle Maker 

A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.
DESE NIGGAS LOVE DA WAFFLE MAKER.
Waffle Maker by Littlemanto April 18, 2011

Waffle Maker 

When you take a shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then closer the lid. Making an imprint with the keyboard in a grid like fashion similar to making waffles on a waffle iron.
Dude, he popped a squat over her keyboard and did a waffle maker.
Waffle Maker by The poet2 April 24, 2014
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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