waffle bro

best person ever

you are a real waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021

Brown Waffle

The act of taking a dump on someones chest than smacking it with a tennis racket.

Revealing the waffle and possibly putting maple syrup on it than eating it.

Me and my boyfriend had a romantic night of giving each other brown waffles, I know he's the one

by foundation982 June 18, 2009

Brown Waffle

1) a blue waffle infection, except in the anus area

Of all the sexually transmitted infections I've gotten, I'd have to say that brown waffle was the most disgusting

by ubwd guy September 6, 2010

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

Waffleblock

when a person intentionally or unintentionally prevents you from partaking in the enjoyment of waffles from Waffle House, Waffle Hut or any other waffle-based eating establishment

Caddy: Dude, Katy is totally waffleblocking us.

Justin: I know, she is a waffleblock!

by Waffle Haus October 28, 2009

WaffleBoggle

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

waffletron

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.

Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.

by Crushtor December 26, 2004