wackting

When one acts wack

This motherfucker clearly out here wackting.

He, she, they wackted.

by ThumprSounds March 1, 2024

Weed Wacking

When one masturbates after smoking weed.

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."

by Camel45 December 15, 2012

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result

If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.

by Big Wave Dave March 28, 2003