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When you vomit and poo at the same time.
Oh man, that curry makes me want to vomoo
vomoo by Lewisham November 19, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
Gina is a total vombot, and is skinny as hell for it.
vombot by pip1776 September 14, 2010
Related Words
Vomoop • vomoo • Vomoof • vamoose • vamoosh • Vamoos • vamooshe • vomo • Vomop • Vamoocher
1) Tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless.
2) Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.
3) A person who is not very bright .
"oh im sorry i thought a server that probaly hasnt even cleared hyjal summit would welcome someone with some skill "
-Voloo

"ok ok this coming from a shammy which the only thing they are good for is windfury totem and a pally which the only thing they are good for is bubble and heal?and yes i got far more skill than the 2 easiest classes to play "
-Voloo
voloo by Bullettheory March 5, 2008
to instantly disappear, make as though it never was.
Izzo- H to the Izzo V to the Izza. he who does not feel is not real to me, and therefore does not exist... so poof vamoose son of a bich (South park movie reference)
vamoose by blink fanatic January 12, 2005
to leave or depart hastily (from Spanish, Vamos meaning let us depart)
I've gotta vamoose or I'll be late.
"VOOOM!" is a phrase, added with an air-slicing arm gesture, that one can use to express ones enthsiasm for something, or after a particularly smart, witty, or just plain cool statement has been used.
My car is bigger than yours. VOOOM.

Today, my friend and I both bought scratch cards, she didn't win anything but I did, VOOOM.
VOOOM by Shannaanbread November 28, 2010
A vomjob is a blowjob that goes horribly wrong. Right after ejaculating in the givers mouth (s)he vomits the cum and everything else in her(his) stomach onto the receiver's dick.
Last winter Caitlyn and Anatole went out for a nice Indian dinner.
Afterwards, they were fooling around and Caitlyn vomited on his dick.
When we found out, Thom yelled "YOU VOMITED ON HIS DICK!?!?"
Casey then said "VOMJOB!"
Vomjob by veganjello123 October 15, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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