volee 

volee is so good at criminality he is one of the top players even though he isnt reconized as one. He has better aim in 1.3 than any TA member. He shits on anyone that he fights including B4ND3RR, foeskys, immovial, 6oober, c0O_P, i1v15, and spoofied. He isnt reconized as one of the best players because he used to cheat.

i hope i never have to fight volee because he'd rape my ass

volee by foeskys February 28, 2022

Volker 

Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.

David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches

Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009

Voldemao 

The cat who cannot be named

Voldemao laoshi is on a maternal leave
Athletic voldemao laoshi will get a gold at the olympics

Voldemao by bunzhans August 30, 2021

Voldemort's Nose 

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

Voldemort's Nose by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

Voldemort Effect 

Being fearful of naming someone or something. The phrase takes cue from the line associated with "Lord Voldemort" in the Harry Potter series: 'he who must not be named'.

The phrase was coined by British activist Maajid Nawaz in context of Islamism; analysts being fearful or reluctant to call out the ideology of Islamism as the underlying cause of Jihadist terrorism.

Left-liberals often succumb to the Voldemort Effect when discussing Islamic terrorism.

Voldemort Effect by StrikerXX September 5, 2015

volcel 

As opposed to incel, volcel is voluntarily celibate. It means that (usually) he can get laid, sometimes pretty easily, but chooses instead to avoid sex.

Man, I chose to be volcel upon being tired of sex.

volcel by Stulejman March 18, 2018

Table tennis volleyball 

A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.

Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!

Table tennis volleyball by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011