voice massage

1. Service offered at lesser cost by happy end massage parlours. It involves not laying a finger on the client but giving him instructions (vocally) about how to massage himself. Particularly in Helsinki, Finland.

2. Massage of the throat whilst singing a tune.

Mister no want happy end? Mister want voice massage?

voice massage by Megapussi December 19, 2008

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twat voice messages

The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.

Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.

David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.

Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!

David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!

twat voice messages by John Feed August 17, 2011

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International send voice messages day

Aptil 29th is send voicr message day. So send voice messages to whoever you want. But don't say its your voice.

A: *sends voice message to B*
B: Why did you send that?
A: It's International send voice messages day!

International send voice messages day by IfIExplodeRememberMe April 27, 2021

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Welcome to gifgaf voice messages

An annoying ass sentence that makes me want to throw my phone and die in a hole

phone: Welcome to gifgaf voice messages
Anyone: FUCK OFFFFFFFF

Welcome to gifgaf voice messages by Maxxwasfound October 1, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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