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It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus
1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.
vajebus by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
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vanjebber 

From the Folklore of the Netherlands, a person of Jebber. People from Jebber were known for their incomprenhesive and often insane speech.

To be a vanjebber is not only to talk shit but to converse in a low way. People from Jebber are considered to be particularly ignorant, uneducated and of low intellect, and are very often lacivious.
Their speech relects this inherent lack of intellect, education and morals.
that vanjebber has all the wit and charm of a diseased anchovy.
vanjebber by The Grateful Dead August 11, 2008

Vanjebber 

From the Dutch 'of Jebber' a mythical city a cross between Bedlam lunatic asylum and the Biblical Tower of Babel whose citizens utter endless streams of mindless senseless babble.
Vanjebber (v):

To spout garbage in a manic irrational manner. To gabble.

'She did nothing but Vanjebber all night

Vanjebber (n)

'Look at that Vanjebber talking shit again'
Vanjebber by Tabatit July 5, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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