vajebus

It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus

1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007

Vajesus

our lord and savior, patron saint of theater and doing the nasty

Hey man did you remember to praise Vajesus today?

by meggsandbacon October 14, 2015

Vajesus

The jesus of vaginas much like a pimp.

Dude, i'm trying to get laid can you help me? you're like the vajesus

by tape worm October 23, 2008

vajesus

1. A perfect vagina that is good to go for whatever comes its way. i.e. sex.

2. A vagina that is betrayed by vajudas in terms of cock-blocking

1. Moriah- I just shaved; my vajesus is ready to perform miracles!

2. Megan- I'm gonna go with you to the movies with your boyfriend ok??

Moriah- My vajesus hates your vajudas right now.

by playmeganplay November 27, 2009

vajesus

A nun or other oveerly religious female

She is such a vajesus, everything she owns has a bible verse inscribed on it

by zimz June 1, 2005

Vajesus

vajesus is the dopest vag ever found in mankind. I guess you could say lord and saviour of the sausage.when one taste the vagjesus one knows what the angles taste.

Ted:I went all the way with saddie last night. Jason: how was it? Ted: she's like vajesus.

by Black mamba 420 May 15, 2015