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Vladik is an elusive creature only found in the depths of pastry-lined abandoned mines. Don't come to close or it might roll you over with it's christmas ergonomic chair.
Tim: Wow! Look Bob! It's a wild Vladik!
Bob: No Tim! Don't go to close! Watch out for your fucking toe-
Tim: OH GOD MY FUCKING TOES-
vladik by smaccams December 29, 2020
Words you can keep
Hey, you see Petrer? He is a total vladik.
vladik by PenisDetrov March 10, 2018

Vladimir 

A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga
Vladimir is a loving and caring person
Vladimir by Vlad the real on October 31, 2019

vadikus007 

VADIKUS007 is an ukrainian Twitch streamer mostly known for getting banned in forsen chat.
Mods, ban Vadikus007 and samme1g, perma ban.
vadikus007 by TimusP May 31, 2020

vladivostok 

Vladivostok is Russia's largest port city on the Pacific Ocean and the administrative center of Primorsky Krai.

It is situated at the head of the Golden Horn Bay not far from Russia's border with China and North Korea.

It is the home port of the Russian Pacific Fleet.
I'm girl from Vladivostok.
vladivostok by elena2 December 6, 2009

Vladimir Puto 

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.
Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!
Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod 

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.
The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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