Vladik is an elusive creature only found in the depths of pastry-lined abandoned mines. Don't come to close or it might roll you over with it's christmas ergonomic chair.
Tim: Wow! Look Bob! It's a wild Vladik!
Bob: No Tim! Don't go to close! Watch out for your fucking toe-
Tim: OH GOD MY FUCKING TOES-
Bob: No Tim! Don't go to close! Watch out for your fucking toe-
Tim: OH GOD MY FUCKING TOES-
by smaccams December 29, 2020
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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