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vladik

Vladik is an elusive creature only found in the depths of pastry-lined abandoned mines. Don't come to close or it might roll you over with it's christmas ergonomic chair.

Tim: Wow! Look Bob! It's a wild Vladik!
Bob: No Tim! Don't go to close! Watch out for your fucking toe-
Tim: OH GOD MY FUCKING TOES-

by smaccams December 29, 2020