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visiting fireman
visiting fireman by Lori the K April 16, 2008
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Visiting my sister in Scottsdale
When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.
Visiting my sister in Scottsdale by kdial2002 March 29, 2021
visiting the flower shop
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
visiting the flower shop by overK May 6, 2008
Visiting the Hamptons
Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.
Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!
Visiting the Hamptons by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011
visiting grandma
dude last night i visited grandma. twice
older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo
older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo
visiting grandma by gurlhitter December 18, 2008
visiting Doc Swenson
visiting Doc Swenson by stankfingas February 5, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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