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Removing redness from something.

I am visining the first draft by rewriting everything that was underlined or corrected.

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visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.

visiting fireman by Lori the K April 16, 2008

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Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.

Kevin: Jan you look tanned

Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale

Visiting my sister in Scottsdale by kdial2002 March 29, 2021

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visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

visiting the flower shop by overK May 6, 2008

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Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

Visiting the Hamptons by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

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visiting grandma

to have sex. from the movie sex drive

dude last night i visited grandma. twice

older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo

visiting grandma by gurlhitter December 18, 2008

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visiting Doc Swenson

euphemism for (usually male) masturbation

you'll go blind if ya keep visiting doc swenson

visiting Doc Swenson by stankfingas February 5, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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