Virt 

People who you only know through the internet or text messaging. People you've never met, and more than likely never will. This can also apply to those people who live their entire social lives through the computer. The term is short for virtual, due to the fact that these people are not real, only virtual.

Kyra: I have so many facebook friends, and some boys who like me! The boy's name is Josh and he lives in Texas.

Adam: Have you ever actually met, or have any proof that he's real?

Kyra: No...

Adam: He's just a virt, not a real person.

Kyra: Shut up, he loves me!

Virt by Zootlives January 1, 2010

virt 

short for "virtual hanging", usually performed on Xbox360's GTA4. Virting is a the poor and lazy mans way to having fun with a friend.

i cant wait to virt with shawn later, were gunna go fly some helicopters and pickup the hott chicks.

virt by dan313 July 6, 2008

virt 

A virt is a type of 'breaking wind' fart.

verb. When you do a virt.

noun. The gas that exits your body.

Making this sound that starts low and increases in
pitch, implies that you have sat down, got up awkwardly, bent down or picked something heavy up off of the floor.

Realistically, the term virt is used for the sound of gas exiting your anus. Usually this happens at a very serious time or when noise is forbidden eg. a library, a church.

'Virt' is said and pronounced like the skateboarding ramp, vert.

From time to time, virt can be said in a tuneful manner, creating a pleasant melody. eg. virt virtttt virt virt virt!

4 Repomen walk into a church, to take away the benches. When one of them crouches down to pick up a bench by the corner, his trousers rip and a *VIRT* is let out innocently.

virt by youatemybird January 17, 2007

Virt Myu 

Worshipped by programmers of TPT's SA office as a deity with power over Tenrox, TTD and administrative symantics. It is generally accepted that Virt Myu accepts sacrifices of productive development time, but there has been rumours of rituals involving sacrifices of a more sinister nature.

Virt Myu has allowed this timesheet update to pass through.

Virt Myu by TeepeeteeGuy March 26, 2010

virtuvert 

The belief or action by which long held characteristics of virtue are modified for those more satisfying to the individual or group. Often recognized by individuals that have rejected historic norms or civility and morality for a characteristic that may appear virtuous on the surface but often minimal societal value.

As a virtuvert, Sam believes that people wearing masks is generally good and people should always wear them in public despite the medical authorities indicating they provide little value in a non-pandemic situation.

virtuvert by sliderbot June 8, 2023

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) 

A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.

Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.

Virtual Sleep Over (VSO) by Woody17 February 14, 2020

Virtue-signaling 

Virtue-signaling (noun): the self-serving, disingenuous act of presenting & solidifying oneself as concerned with, committed to, or compliant to a specific political alignment regarding political topics or issues for prestige or ego.

If the President genuinely cared about women's rights, he'd do less virtue-signaling on Twitter and more action.

Virtue-signaling by Power moves Only June 28, 2022