Defined by the Bungie game company as "someone who has mastered Marathon to its fullest", Marathon being a very old (in game terms) first-person shooter released by that company. A vidmaster must play on the hardest difficulty level, never shoot when he (or she) could use grenades, never use the caps lock as a "run" key, and never, EVER leave a single Bob alive. The "vid" refers to the recording the player makes of their actions in the game that proves their skills.
Vismante is a Lithuanian name that means "Pooped pants" when u translate its meaning into the English language. The name is usually given to the kid of a narcissistic mother.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.