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Victorless Crumbsfelt 

a person who loses in everything that they attempt; a pathetic person; a dorky loser; Chauncey; a herb
one friend talking to another friend about a third friend:
"He struck out with that girl again. He is such a victorless crumbsfelt that it almost makes me feel bad for him."

"haha... yeah, ALMOST!"
Victorless Crumbsfelt by dbmetter October 16, 2008

Victorius 

the truth, the man who is winner, the one who knocks you out, the #1 stunner, the most unbelievable, incredible, you can't touch this!
Just when you thought you were gonna win, Victorius knocked you out!

my man Victorius did it again!

you just can't stop him, he's Victorius!
Victorius by Victorius October 17, 2008

Victorius Prodigiosus 

Victorius Prodigiosus, originally a Homo Sapien by the name of Victoria, this new species had evolved after several wounds caused by running too much as well as gymnastics and just general clumsy-ness. This species has learned to adapt to the pain of the injury in a shockingly short amount of time.
Friend 1: Ow oh my gosh i stubbed my toe wicked hard!
Friend 2: oh my gosh are you ok? thats going to hur for a while.
Friend1: Nahh i'm fine. Imma Victorius Prodigiosus.