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Valana is a magical person that exists with the name of Valana. Valana is a carefree individual who is always lovely and will compliment anyone! Valana is someone everyone needs to be friends with 24/7. She IS black and has reddish eyes, and sexy hair, she is also a performer and so weird. (One time she was with her friends and she was cutting out heads and hearts of people in magazines)
Boy 1: Look at the Valana over there
Boy 2: She's so nice
irl 1: Hey Boy 1 ur my boyfriend
Valana by Valana November 21, 2019
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A pure form of loosely controlled energy that science cannot fully explain. Its sound is often mistaken as some form of wild jungle creature by the SAP department. Cacti are like kryptonite to it.
When Vialand is in the common area, you can be assured something crazy will happen at least once during the day.

"Man it's boring in the common area today, where is Vialand?"
Vialand --- "YEAHH I GOTS DAT' ON MAH CAHR!!"
Vialand --- "Jager bombs....jager bombs...."
vialand by Tajador February 20, 2008
va-la-na-dar
.Ancient; concidered to be demons
.A very generous demon with other sisters, attracted to the gay. Also a shipper of gay
?person: oh you're attracted to gay
friend: yeah
!person: you must be a valanadar
valanadar by fabulousWaffle April 27, 2017
Velana she ishe is one of the most dedicated and loyal friends you will ever have.. If she says she has your back cause you're back you might as well take it to the bank.. She will bend over backwards for others while struggling to do for herself , but will never complain.. Even if things get too much and she gets overwhelmed she will not complain. She is trusting to the point of being labeled gullible , so responsibility falls On whoever she is dealing with. Do not be a worthless narcissist when dealing with Valana Because due to her to her loyalty that she shows others there will always be be one of her friends waiting in the background no to crack the f****** skull of of whoever crosses her Big facts
When all else fails I know I can count on Valana.

Valana is my light in the darkness.
Valana by ZiggY_ThE_GreaT566 July 19, 2022
the most beautiful girl anyone will ever see, she is such a nice and cool person to be around, if i’m sad mad or glad i wanna be around her, she just makes my day and i love her sm
boy one: oh looks it’s valana
boy two: oh she’s cute
Valana by Deathofdeath69 (AT) July 18, 2023
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