vhong 

Vhong is a tall, dark, and handsome surfer dude who looks like an Indian Jesus. Due to Indian looks his friends mistaken him from being good in math, which turns out he actually is. Now he's a friggin Engineer.

Vhong is a smart boi.

vhong by Beachybeachboi June 7, 2021

vongai

Vongai is a Shona name from Zimbabwe. It basically means to be thankful always. It's usually a name given to girls and the normally are graceful, humble and beautiful ladies with grateful souls. Vongai is always cheerful always seeing the best in every situation and is a woman if strong faith.

"That girl is such a Vongai, she is ever graceful & cheerful."

vongai by Brwnchocchick August 25, 2017

vongo 

noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users

Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.

1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.

vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007

vhon 

Vhon is a type of guy to make you laugh.if you dont know a vhon you need one.vhon is sexy and the type of guy you just need to have.you want to have vhon meet your parents theyll love him

Vhon is really cute and charming.

vhon by Lovelovey May 5, 2018

Ali Vongsathian 

Ali Vongsathian (born October 6, 1992) is an American businessman, entrepreneur and former professional esports competitor. He is the founder and CEO of the active-wear apparel brand Lift Squad Apparel. He is the chairman of a privately-held non-profit organization based in San Diego, California.

Vongsathian began his non-profit organization as a hobby in 2007 during his freshmen year in high school at the age of 15. He was hosting competitive tournaments and charity events online as a hobby. He received an approximate annual revenue of 50,000 a year alone from PayPal subscriptions and donations from his online gaming services. He eventually filed for a non-profit gaming community at the age of 21 and dropped out of college to pursue his business ventures. He was also a former competitive esports athlete who played professionally in CS: GO and League of Legends in 2012.

He is also known for excessive trolling on popular stream channels on Twitch in Fortnite and PUGB.
Ali Vongsathian is an American-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.

Ali Vongsathian is an american-entrepreneur, professional esports athlete and businessperson.

Ali Vongsathian by SMI Group October 24, 2018

vonGugenheimenwompenhomen 

a fat dutch woman

Your vonGugenheimenwompenhomen is getting away. Go get her.

vonGugenheimenwompenhomen by That one Fat Kid September 24, 2003

vheng 

Shorthand for a "very happy engineer". Engineers are often at the bottom of the metaphorical social ladder and thus are typically mean-spirited, neckbearded, lonely individuals. A vheng is one who actually enjoys his lot in life and embraces it in full. They are quite rare, but they are a fascinating group of people. Unfortunately, they are dying out as a result of their inability to talk with women. They have no sexual means of reproduction, but they are currently working on an asexual process involving the right hand and a sock.

Look at Vincent program! You can tell he's a vheng because of how enthusiastically he does his job.

Dude, I asked Vincent if he wanted to go to the beach party, but he said he's studying for chem-e, what a vheng.

vheng by jewyang March 11, 2011