vlong

1: A video blog song. It can be best described as a video that is based around the current subject of which the person is blogging, except in the form of a song. Vlongs are most often uploaded to YouTube.

2: A long video blog or vlog, most often uploaded to YouTube.

1: Hey I want to make a vlog, but I also want to make a song. Maybe I should just make a vlong!

2: Wow, this vlog is so long, I'll call it a vlong!

vlong by theyoutuber August 6, 2010

vlong

slang term meaning vagina
opposite of schlong, which means penis

“do you ever stop and think about how we all came out of a vlong?”

vlong by mooninhabitant October 27, 2021

Vlone 

To live alone and die alone ; vlone is simply a phrase and lifestyle

Them exclusive niggas vlone forever ⚰️

Vlone by vlonelyboi June 9, 2018

vongai

Vongai is a Shona name from Zimbabwe. It basically means to be thankful always. It's usually a name given to girls and the normally are graceful, humble and beautiful ladies with grateful souls. Vongai is always cheerful always seeing the best in every situation and is a woman if strong faith.

"That girl is such a Vongai, she is ever graceful & cheerful."

vongai by Brwnchocchick August 25, 2017

vongo 

noun
1. Complete and total rip-off
2. Preinstalled HP laptop virus
3. Spyware denied and designed to be so by manufacturer
4. Source of exhaustive frustration for HP users

Comes preinstalled in HP laptops. Try to uninstall it I dare you! You will end up with laptop mush. You will spend hours trying to fix your computer because it will try to reinstall itself after you thought you'd gotten rid of it. Funny, if it isn't a virus why does it act like one, huh HP? Hp has known for at least a year that this is a major problem. Their solution, ask you for $19.95 to fix it. Yes, they want YOU to pay to fix a virus that THEY put on your expensive equipment.
Even people who actually use it to download movies have problems. Don't bother fixing the laptop...return it and buy from another company.

1. The american people got vongoed by prewar intelligence.
2. Do you want to hate your laptop so much that you shove
it a against a wall so you can feel the release of seeing it break into a million pieces? Then, Vongo baby!
3. Vongo sucks like a baby (with all it's teeth) on a nipple after 3 days of hunger.

vongo by marie milfort June 26, 2007

Vlogmas 

A Christmas celebration that mainly Youtubers participate in by vlogging (or video blogging) everyday until Christmas. Supposedly started by thegridmonster and/or Luke.

TheGridMonster's intro to Vlogmas videos: "I vlog everyday 'til Christmas for you!"

Vlogmas by Karen Baggins December 26, 2012

Vlone 

Vlone is to simply live alone, die alone. It is an expensive type of lifestyle not everyone can live.

We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone otherwise we are Vlone.

Vlone by Hunchodreams1 December 5, 2019