vexses

King of the shadows and demon of hell and assissan of the elfs and lady killer in some books

Vexses king of shadows

by Vexsess October 20, 2020

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

Vexsexual

One’s orientation is a-spectrum, but pinpointing it beyond that is impossible because the individual does not understand the concept of sexual attraction.

Sam's sexual orientation vexsexual, he doesn't understand sexual attraction

by vnfjfijvdjjd April 3, 2015

verses

They are shoes a.k.a. chucks or converses.

You cop those new verses?

by manifest September 3, 2007

Corona Verses

When a self-anointed mortal claims to have received words of wisdom from their Creator to speak to mankind on the fate of the coronavirus—for example, what practical and spiritual actions (or inactions) they should take in the face of the pandemic crisis.

No one should doubt or question the messenger’s corona verses if they don’t want to incur the wrath of their Creator, who could deprive them of a place in paradise for their unbelief or unfaithfulness.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

verses

Verses (v.): Commonly written as vs., explaining an epic battle between two opposing sides where there are hand grenades and cannons involved. Or simply a word uses to compare two or more objects.

Epic Battle: What weapon is the most epic in our battle verses Armadagone?!

Compare: Explain the differences in cold spaghetti vs. hot spaghetti.

by Twilighter and Cigarette March 8, 2009

vexes

Another word for “pisses”

Fuckin’ hell mum! It’s been 10 years, and Mr Bruckshot still vexes me. Kmt!

by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018