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One who originates from the valleyios region or wales, but depp down inside, well just beneath the clothes really, is found one who's carnal desire can only be compared to one eminating from essex.
(in a laddish voice) I went out in cardiff on friday, ended up in Risa and pulled a real vessex
vessex by thenroberts July 11, 2006
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Pure Vessel 

The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him
“I died to the Pure Vessel again! Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!”
Pure Vessel by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021

special vessel 

special vessel by loesing November 7, 2008

the Vessello Cycle 

is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.

Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.

Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.

Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
the Vessello Cycle by WOW57 December 2, 2009

Flesh-Vessel 

A Term used for one's Body. What makes someone Who they are? Is it their Body, Their Soul or their mind? According to most Religions, when we Die, we get a New Body but the soul/mind move on. There for, Bodies are just Vessels made of Flesh to carry us through this life. The term "Flesh-Vessel" is meant to sound a little dirty because The Human Body is more or less a Disgusting thing.
Alex: I'm gonna go to the Gym to beef up the ol' Flesh-Vessel
Ben: You're gonna jerk off at the Gym?
Alex: my BODY man, not my wang.
Flesh-Vessel by Immortal-Jake December 25, 2007

Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic 

The best meme ever created
Hey, check out my Boar Vessel 600-500 BC Etruscan Ceramic
One’s orientation is a-spectrum, but pinpointing it beyond that is impossible because the individual does not understand the concept of sexual attraction.
Sam's sexual orientation vexsexual, he doesn't understand sexual attraction
Vexsexual by vnfjfijvdjjd April 3, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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