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Vesseling 

When you're a physcho chic and want his babies but he's brought protection and has worn it. So after he's removed the condom, you take it from the bin, turn it inside out and put it inside you, hoping to become pregnant and have his babies, trapping him forever. Getting a free council house and child benefits in the process.

Usually an act performed by council house anti social vermin (CHAVs) and receptionists trying to trap their bosses or blackmailing them regarding an affair.
I couldn't be bothered to get a job and wait for a house and everything else, so I slept with this guy and vesseled him.

I'm going vesseling tonight, I can't be bothered with working anymore and saving up for a deposit.

I vesseled my boss as he wouldn't leave his wife for me.
Vesseling by J-Stash 23 July 9, 2018
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The name of someone who's a fan of the V-Tubers Ceres Fauna and Vesper Noir (Vestie + Sapling).
Me (Sapling): I've been watching Vesper lately, I think his zatsudans are great.
Friend: Oh, so you are a Vespling now?
Me: Yeah.
Vespling by mansposter October 29, 2022

Veselina 

Vesselina is a symbol for joyful, empathetic and open-minded royalty. The kind of royalty that is not snobbish but wants to make the world a happier place by giving kindness and love to others. This royalty belongs to a small and largely undiscovered part of the world where an excellent education means combining critical reasoning with intuitive creativity in a harmonious blend.
In slavic languages veselina means joyful, happy, merry. In greek it means princess which provides the royalty link.
Veselina by Azsqm February 4, 2010
Damn fine guy with big muscles and chest hair. Normally defined as bulgarian but never as anything less than amazing. Very sexy.
Damn you look good you must be called Veselin.
veselin by vesko April 28, 2011
Extremely handsome man with great intelligence that can get him any woman in this world but chooses to love one girl who is called a "stephanie". which is a beautiful and caring person who has a unique personality.
Veselin
Veselin by Stephycakes16 April 28, 2011

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground
He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.
Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Vesling Line 

The line running from the balls to the anus
Girl: You have a nice vesling line.
Guy: Thanks.
Vesling Line by Cstuk May 22, 2020
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