vertidone

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down in a vertical position where the woman is performing a handstand. The man inserts his penis inside of the woman's vagina and begins to have sex with her. This process is intended to continue until the man comes.
(Vur-tee-dun)

*My spouse and I performed a vertidone last night.

*My wife broke her neck last night during our vertidone, when I dropped her on her neck.

by Eenis September 20, 2007

Vertigone

"The call of the void" used to describe the instinctive urge to jump from high places

Standing at the top of the empire building i felt an over whelming feeling of vertigone, but i would never act on it because i don't want to die

by coolio959 January 20, 2015

verizoned

1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.

My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.

by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006

Verizoned

1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.

"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
or

Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
or

They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.

by bdover December 26, 2011

vertijoe

a spinning sensation or loss of balance caused by telling lies

i lied to my work colleagues about practically every aspect of my life, things eventually spun out of control … it was the worst Vertijoe i ever had

by Poetic Justice Unplugged July 29, 2023

vertizontal

a combination vertical and horizontal... in other words, a cooler way to say diagonal

When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.

by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006

Verizoned

Verb: To get taken to the cleaners, shafted or otherwise screwed over by a megacorp or government entity

Comcast Verizoned me so so hard this month. WTF is a "broadcast fee"!?! And $15 extra for HD?? What a crock.

by MrWiggly31 November 17, 2016