vertizontal
When skateboarding, one should go down a vertizontal ramp, otherwise you'll either fall or stay in the same position.
vertizontal by The Walking Dictionary December 7, 2006
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Vertizontal
A simple portmanteau of Vertical, and Horizontal. Another word for diagonal.
Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.
Probably first coined by Archie Bunker. The Quote is below.
Vertizontal by JATO457 July 28, 2011
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vertozontal
A line which is both vertical and horizontal, disregarding the obvious brainfuck that is this contradiction. Note that this is explicitly NOT A FUCKING DIAGONAL LINE.
Guy 1: I'm really drunk right now. Is that the sun coming up over the horizon?
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.
Guy2: No man, it's coming up over the vertical.. line thing
Guy1: Let's compromise; it's coming up over the diagonal!
Guy2: No you motherfucker, that is stupid. it's obviously coming up over the vertozontal line, or a vertozontorizon, if you will.
vertozontal by Zearro June 6, 2015
verizontal
Of or describing a relationship maintained via wireless or similar means, with few or no face-to-face opportunities.
Guy 1: This thing with Kalley, is it serious?
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.
Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
Guy 2: No, just verizontal.
Girl 1: This thing with your guy, is it serious?
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it's verizontal...he can't live without me.
verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013
verizontally
This person has invented a whole new fucked up way to take a video. Verizontally. - TheTwatWaffle on imgur
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car
when talking about the Port Neches Texas Chemical Plant explosion when someone was filming the event verizontally from the inside of a car
verizontally by kkloe November 29, 2019
doing the verizontal
doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013
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