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Verbal-Diarhea

From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.
I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.

I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!
Verbal-Diarhea by Bahahahah October 24, 2005

Verbal Diarrhea 

A condition suffered by an individual who has the inablility to shut the fuck up, I.e the words keep flowing.
Don't get involved in a conversation with jill she has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.
Verbal Diarrhea by Anonymous November 15, 2002

verbal diarrhea 

Somebody who doesn't know how to shut up. They love the sound of their own voices and continue to drone on and on repeating the same ponits over and over again in different ways before they wrap up what they're saying. People with verbal diarrhea can take a simple yes or no answer and make it last for several minutes.

Prime examples of those who suffer from the disorder are politicians and managers.
"Do you plan to increase the price of eggs?" (Simple yes or no response required)

"Well taking into account the inflation rate and current market trends we can make several assumptions, first and foremost the costs to farmers have increased over the years due to increase in the price of chicken feed taxes and the like. These prices increases at the bottom end of the chain will no doubt be reflected further up the chain but we are doing all we can to keep the price static."

"Could you give us an answer without the verbal diarrhea?"
verbal diarrhea by wowfood August 19, 2013

verbal diahreah

It is also known as diahreah of the mouth, its when you open your mouth and the most stupid, asshole like bullshit just keeps pouring out. You just cant stop saying dumb moronic crap and land up making your self look like a complete idiot. This seems to occur all the time at board meetings at work. Usually when a boss has a break through idea, need I say more....
Wow! Mr Wizz has some great ideas to share at the meeting at 2pm, probably just another case of verbal diahreah again...

Verbal Diarrhea 

1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.

2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.

Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.

verbal diarrhea 

a person that speaks their mind without any filter; consequences could be profoundly funny or insulting to the person listening
WOW your hair looks like a lion's mane. Oops I do suffer from verbal diarrhea.
verbal diarrhea by hemocoel February 2, 2009
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