veranding 

The act of sitting and drinking beer on the veranda at the Pi Lam Fraternity house, preferably during the middle of the day.

Hey Bob, we should go veranding today, make sure to pick up some fratty light!

veranding by pilamfratdaddy April 26, 2011

vending machine 

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

vending machine by grisha July 16, 2003

vending machine kid 

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.

vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no

vending machine kid by solidguyger March 14, 2011

(the) vending machine 

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

(the) vending machine by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

STD Vending Machine 

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker

That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.

STD Vending Machine by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

vending machine dance 

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

vending machine dance by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

pussy vending machine 

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster

When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"

pussy vending machine by erinol0 March 15, 2009