A vandingo is a person who will most likely be caught sniffing their own farts. May also perform lectures to the opposite sex on career development and financial investments while simultaneously breaching this person's personal space. Definitely owns many NFT's and probably some shitcoins. If you bring them somewhere they'll claim to know everyone even though they weren't invited. When in the presence of a Vandingo, the best course of action is to smile and wave boys.
Also see, hairy douche bag.
Also see, hairy douche bag.
by Greatwhitemike June 14, 2022