Vandingo 

A vandingo is a person who will most likely be caught sniffing their own farts. May also perform lectures to the opposite sex on career development and financial investments while simultaneously breaching this person's personal space. Definitely owns many NFT's and probably some shitcoins. If you bring them somewhere they'll claim to know everyone even though they weren't invited. When in the presence of a Vandingo, the best course of action is to smile and wave boys.

Also see, hairy douche bag.

That poor woman, she is stuck with that vandingo at the bar...

Vandingo by Greatwhitemike June 13, 2022

vandango 

A word favoured by a certain professor. This word is used only to describe certain elements of fluid flow and disorganisation. This word's origins are unknown but it has been thought it was first used in colonial Australia to describe pubic hair.

Damn look at his vandango!

vandango by Fluid expert April 6, 2014

Vandiago 

Based on the world population data, this name is rare and can’t be found easily. Vandiago is a fun, cheerful, sweet and very caring person. If he finds someone who’s attractive or meaningful for him, he will not leave that person. He will always try to stay with them and treat them like they’re his own family. If you find someone named Vandiago, don’t ever try to hurt his feelings because he is someone who has a soft heart he’s very emotional. You will be very lucky if you are his close friends because he will make you very comfortable and he will always try to make his close friends happy and comfortable when they’re with him. Is he handsome? Maybe 75%-80%. Maybe he doesn't look handsome but the heart he has is a heart that is very hard to find.

Vandiago is someone who is easy to get along with especially with women. He rarely hangs out with men especially men who are rude or have a thug-like traits. He will only hang out with men he thinks are safe to be with. He should have one male friend who he considers to be a good person which makes him comfortable and happy. He usually treats men as his elder brother even though some of them are younger than him. It’s normal because he’s someone who is full of love and affection. Just let him love and care about you. Remember to not to hurt his feelings because you don’t know what he will do to himself when he feel guilty about himself. Just don’t. Trust us, you can never find another person who cares about you as much as he does.

Have ever met someone named Vandiago?

Vandiago by Local Urban Dictionary November 22, 2021