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hey just in case someone does search this up and the other thing isn't removed, just ignore the nonsense it isn't really deep and i just wanted to say hi again also. now for the definition, i just attempted to type "velvety" when i was 11 and fucked up.

i could try say something cool for how this handle is recognised but its kinda lame just terminally online whatevers but also backrooms soooooo
velevetyy is actually a 50 year old fed
velevetyy by future vel September 17, 2022
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velevetyy??

hahhahajhugzjkahjahahjaja im in a dictionary now ahajhahjahaahhaha large audience what??? why shoiukd i cater to them they suck. and i havbent named my frennnnsssssss or my to be frennnnns hahajhdjkha i like vocaloiddd anmd sometiems i happy and really happy sometimes me sad and empty and really sad and empty and sometimes rainbows are on wallls
velevetyy??'s rambles are cool -fren
velevetyy?? by velevetyy April 29, 2019
Smooth and soft, in regards to an individual's personality. Synonymous with "awesome".
Rae is a natural beauty with quite the velvety personality. Clearly Eric was interested in getting to know her more.
Velvety by Epp428 May 15, 2018
Dude I’m fucking velvety rn
Velvety by Em Lord May 8, 2021

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

Warm velvety muppet sex 

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

velvety gumball pouch 

referring to a males nuts and sack.
1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...